I have consulted at some companies where time reporting is so complex,...– Scrum Log Jeff Sutherland: Time Tracking is Anti-Scrum: What do you do when you need it for billing?
There’s a lot of ugly code out there. Most of the underlying code in the...– Weblogs Forum - Pardon My French, But This Code Is C.R.A.P.
It’s hard to explain sometimes just how time-consuming it can be to get...– Bill de hÓra: Design for the web
Any time the music on the radio starts to sound like rubbish, it’s time to...– For the unrepentant patriarch of LSD, long, strange trip winds back to Bay Area
Contrary to - well - pretty much the entire software industry, I don’t...– The Agile Architect - Agile Software Process Improvement
Scoble’s got a sweet job: he’s the only person outside the Bush Administration...– Global Nerdy » Blog Archive » Microsoft Outplaying Apple? Not the Way I See It, Scoble!
Was I a criminal? No. I was a good member of society. Only my society and the...– For the unrepentant patriarch of LSD, long, strange trip winds back to Bay Area
Our software needs to be solid before it can be beautiful.– Otaku, Cedric’s weblog: In defense of Design Patterns
Four-year-old girl: Jose!
Latino dad: Stop callin' me jose! What's my name?!
Four-year-old girl: Jose!
Latino dad: If you don't stop callin' me Jose I'ma stick my foot up yo' ass, you hear? I ain't no Jose, I'm Daddy!
Also of note: an mp3 of a religious service is referred to as a godcast.– kottke.org
As the Gowers Commission concluded in Britain, a government should never extend...– Boing Boing: Lessig switches from copyright to corruption
But in this country, while you have to be competent to pull off a terrorist...– Schneier on Security: Portrait of the Modern Terrorist as an Idiot
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. But your best friend is the...– Wake Up Tiger: best friend
Chick: I can't believe you can talk about how much you love your country, and you don't even pay taxes!
Dude: I've paid more taxes than you've sucked dick. Which is a lot.
Chick, after long pause: I don't know why you're walking so fast -- nothing's happening when we get to your apartment.
The single most depressing thing for me in IT is how many applications are...– Service Architecture - SOA: CRUD is CRAP
Want a productivity tip? Go away and do it fucking now.– The Secret to Super Productivity
Your kid COULD have done that, but she didn’t. Nor did she design the...– Coudal Partners
I don’t want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be...– Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005) - Memorable quotes