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suviliotas šarūnas

sekmadienio vakarą braukiant per gediminkę, patraukė akį prie lietuvos banko pagrindinių durų prikabintas baltas lapelis. pirmiausia pagalvojau, kad pikti bankų skolininkai lieja įtūžį ant nepraustaburnio šarkino, tačiau realybė pasirodė proziškai linksmesnė: berniukas ieško mergaitės. tekstas toks nuoširdus, kad aš net įtariu klastą, bet paskaitykit patys.

šarūno laiškas

Jei Tau 21 metai ir Tavo vardas Viktorija, tai aš tas simpatiškas, atletiško kūno sudėjimo Šarūnas. Liepos 24 d. vakarą “Helios” naktiniame klube mes aistringai šokome kartu. Tu buvai apsirengusi minisijoną ir juodą trumpą maikutę su užrašu SEX. Po poros kokteilių užsukome į rūkyklą, pasibučiavome, pasiglamonėjome, tada Tu išėjai ir daugiau nebegrįžai. Viktorija, Tu man labai patikai, aš neprisimenu, kad moteris mane taip sužavėtų kaip tu suvyliojai. Prašau parašyk man 809389114

update: na va, pasirodo kanka. lrytas.lt jau spėjo paskambinti ir pasišnekėti su šarūnu. juokingiausios ištraukos:

Mergina neatrodė lengvabūdė, todėl man ir patiko.

Jei mergina neatsilieps, jis pasigamins didesnius ir ryškesnius plakatus.



visgi ne tik prie banko… Mačiau tą patį prie katedros :) Gal visgi tai tiesa? :)

gal ta Viktorija turi chachalį, ir tasai paskaitęs tokius skelbimus mieste identifikuos, apie ką čia. vyrukas (šarūnas) eina va-bank

Nu idomu ar taip ir atsiras ieskomas asmuo, butu norejes – butu nepabeges is klubo.

O man kažkodėl atrodė, kad ta rašysena moteriška… Galvojau (ne)draugės išdurinėja (ne)draugę. Bet jei jau Lrytas pasišnekėjo…



pkmk tmblr

iškarpos iš interneto. sukauptos per tumblr.com servisą. nereguliariai ir neįpareigojančiai.

heyitsnoah:

Holy crap this is an awesome skate video.

Kilian Martin: A Skate Escalation (via Bragic)

Are you up for a thought experiment? What if we chose to regard the 2,973 innocents killed in the atrocities of 9/11 not as victims but as democratic martyrs, “sacrifices on the altar of freedom”? In other words, what if we decided that a certain baseline vulnerability to terrorism is part of the price of the American idea? And, thus, that ours is a generation of Americans called to make great sacrifices in order to preserve our democratic way of life—sacrifices not just of our soldiers and money but of our personal safety and comfort?

In still other words, what if we chose to accept the fact that every few years, despite all reasonable precautions, some hundreds or thousands of us may die in the sort of ghastly terrorist attack that a democratic republic cannot 100-percent protect itself from without subverting the very principles that make it worth protecting?

David Foster Wallace (via southpol)

The story goes that a man was upset that his neighbor kids would always play on his lawn and damage it. So he decided to pay each child to play on his lawn. The surprised kids gladly accepted. After a few days the man told them that he could only afford to pay them half of the initial rate. The kids accepted this reduced rate but were less then enthusiastic. After a few more days the man cut his pay to almost nothing and the children were so upset that they left, vowing never to play on his lawn again unless he increased their pay. Problem solved.

Why pay for performance does not work and may impair patient care

Fascinating. As you dive deeper and deeper into what makes a good doctor, it starts looking like we’ll never know. However, I do believe that deinstitutionalizing medicine and bringing back the concept of the neighborhood doctor would do wonders in making people “feel” like they’ve got a good doctor. It’s just a hunch, but I believe in the therapeutic power of good relationships.

The vast majority of doctors are average and above. We should really be worrying about making the bottom rung doctors average doctors.

(via jayparkinsonmd)

livejamie:

Nina Simone - I Put A Spell On You (MiMOSA Remix)

via ruta

There’s never been anything like what Ron Howard and Akiva Goldsman are proposing for their adaptation of Stephen King’s Dark Tower: a television show that crosses over with three movies, using the same cast for both. Can this even work?

Ron Howard and Akiva Goldsman’s Dark Tower adaptation: a totally insane mix of TV and movies

That sounds badass. Although I’m not a huge Dark Tower fan, I’d certainly be interested in this kind of project.

(via kukkurovaca)

Psy’Aviah - Sweet Hard Revenge (Dead Errant Soul Remix)

from album Eclectric 

(i’m certain i have uploaded this song before, but i cannot find it on my tumblr, so it must be my memory making up lies)

But how did, for example, Linux make its way to China? The story that should be told more often is that Helsinki University’s doctoral student Dr. Gong Min upon returning to China in 1996 had 20 diskettes in his luggage containing that moment’s version of Linux. Shortly after that first Linux distro (collection of software) was available in China.

How Linux Got To China And The Nordic Open Source Miracle - ArcticStartup

New Amazon EC2 Micro Instances - New, Low Cost Option for Low Throughput Applications

currently reserved instance of t1.micro for 1 year costs 54$. i don’t know the performance characteristics of t1.micro, but this could be cheaper/better than shared hosting for some problems.